"Motherfucker,
you know how much these pants cost?" Maurice yelled angrily.
"Hey,
calm down." I said, looking at the two men.
Maurice
paused and looked over at me, his face still scrunched with anger. Omar was
holding back his laughter, occasionally looking in the other direction. I
almost laughed as I looked at him.
"I
can clean your clothes. Give me your pants." I continued as I stood up and
grabbed his stained shirt off the floor.
Maurice's
look of anger smoothed over, his regular laid back self
returning.
"I'm
gonna get yo ass back,
believe dat." He said as he pointed at Omar.
Maurice
undid the buttons on his jeans and pulled his tree trunk like legs out. He
stood tall in his boxer briefs, staring down at his pants. I momentarily paused
as my eyes fell on the large bulge that traveled down his right leg.
"Yo, how you gonna wash dis
anyway?" He asked as he walked closer to me.
"There's
a tub in the kitchen and I have a Tide pen. Usually gets all kinds of stains
out," I replied my eyes swooped back up his thick muscular waist.
I
locked eyes with Maurice as he handed me his pants. There was a brief moment of
silence before I took his pants and playfully tapped the bulge running down his
right leg. He flinched back in surprise.
"What,
we still in high school? Putting socks in your underwear? That shit won't
impress me." I laughed.
Maurice
put his hands at his crotch as Omar clapped and laughed. He looked at me in
confusion.
"What
the fuck girl, don't hit my dick like that. You trying to break this shit or somethin'?" Maurice answered.
I
shook my head with a smile and lightly tapped it again.
"Oh
stop it, I know it's a damn sock. Guys used to do it all the time back in high
school when they were hitting puberty. It gets old you know." I said as I put
his pants on the counter and pulled out my Tide pen.
Omar
continued laughing from behind the counter as Maurice looked on in confusion.
He grabbed my hand and placed it near the bulge. I was surprised that he
continued to think that he could trick me with such an old trick.
"This
ain't no fuckin' sock. Go on, try squeezing it."
Maurice offered.
I
glanced back at him and then at Omar who was still laughing. This whole thing
was probably some sort of elaborate joke, not just the tomato sauce prank but
the sock in his briefs. Omar and Maurice did like to play little pranks on each
other, it didn't seem like a stretch that they would try to trick me.
My
hand reached around the bulge and squeezed. I gasped as the bulge hardened and
moved slightly. My hand moved away, startled.
"What
the hell?" I whispered in surprise.
"What
you so surprised about? You never touched a dick before in yo
life?" Maurice asked.
"That
is not a dick." I responded, my crotch growing warm in a mix of excitement,
anticipation and a bit of fear.
Omar
made his way around the counter and walked up to us, still grinning. He looked
at me and as we stood silently, his grin slowly faded. Omar leaned against a
nearby wall and crossed his arms as he looked over at me.
"Stop
fuckin' around. Maurice ain't that big." Omar said.
Maurice
lightly punched Omar on the arm. "Man, fuck you, dawg. You know my fuckin' dick
is bigger than yours."
I
shook my head as my eyes shot back and forth at the two big black men.
"Really?
You guys measure each other now? Oh, oh, I get it. You two are sick. Did you
put a damn dildo in your underwear to try and freak me out? Ha ha, real funny," I said as I rolled my eyes.
Maurice
and Omar looked at each other and laughed.
"Oh
fuck you guys, I thought it was real." I said as I sighed in relief.
For
a moment, I had thought it was real. Even my heart was racing at an incredible
speed. I had to take a few deep breaths to try to calm myself.
"What?
Nah, we bein' serious. Omar and me joke about it all
the time, since we gotta shower and shit. We always jokin' about dem small white
boys." Maurice replied.
I
crossed my arms and rolled my eyes again. There was no stopping them
apparently.
"Here,
look." He continued as he pulled down his briefs slightly.
My
eyes shot away briefly but I glanced back down, expecting to see the base of a
dildo. To my surprise, I saw the base of his thick black member. Unlike Herb,
he was cleanly shaven, only helping to make his member look more impressive.
"No,
the whole thing. Prove that the whole thing is real." I ordered as I placed my
hands on my hips.
The
dildo was probably attached near his shaft to make it look as though his dick
was that big. Maurice shrugged and pulled down his underwear. I exhaled as I
saw his long, thick cock, hanging low.