Nancy
then tells me, "Actually I need a lift a little further than the motel. Are you game?"
I'm a
little puzzled at the lady's request and I ask her, "Well, where is it that you
want to go?"
Nancy
says, "A bar called the Nude Cowgirl."
I'm
really stunned! I manage to say, "You're
aware that the Nude Cowgirl is a strip bar?
The girls strip to nude." (I
realize, too late, that I have made an idiot statement.)
Nancy
smiles at me and says, "I guess that's why they call it the Nude Cowgirl!"
I'm a
little embarrassed at my obviously stupid question and I say, "Well, the name
does make a certain amount of sense. As
it happens, I like to look at nude girls.
It just never occurred to me that you might like to do the same."
Nancy
says, "Well, I do want to go and see the girls dance. However, I need to make a stop at the motel
first."
"A stop at the motel it
is! While we're there, I probably should
put on a white shirt and tie, I don't know if they have a dress code at the
Nude Cowgirl, I mean for the customers."
Nancy
laughs and tells me, "No, they don't have a dress code for the customers. You're okay as is."
(It's
interesting that Nancy knows the male dress code at the Nude Cowgirl. Either she's been there before, and talked
with the people who run the place, which is unlikely. Or, she's called and talked to the people who
run the Nude Cowgirl. Which leaves us
with the question, "What did she talk to them about, other than the male dress
code?" Despite the fact that we're stuck
in a howling wilderness, the evening could get very interesting.)
I
drive Nancy and me back to the motel.
Nancy
tells me that she'll only be a minute.
She then dashes off to her motel room.
I
prepare my self for the usual lady 'minute.' However, I'm pleasantly surprised when she reappears
after no more than 10 minutes. Given the
previous conversation, I'm not too surprised when she comes back wearing her
big jacket, knit cap a mid thigh length skirt and
stiletto heels. She's also carrying a
very small suitcase.
Nancy
dives into my rental car and says, "Let's go!"
I
laugh and tell her, "You're gonna freeze in that
outfit."
Nancy
grins at me and says, "Well, I didn't want to go into a place where they have
bare ladies on display, while I'm dressed like an Eskimo. Besides, it won't be all that far from a
parking spot to the door, not on Christmas Eve."
I
start to drive us out to the Nude Cowgirl.
To my surprise, Nancy gives me directions as to the route we're to take.
As it
happens, I already know the route, but I don't say anything. I drive along the main road for a bit and
then turn, as directed, onto a country road that parallels the main road for a
while. The country road then swings
around to the back of the Nude Cowgirl.
Sure
enough, there's an open parking spot near the back door. However, at Nancy's request, I let her out
right at the back door and then I go and park my rental car.
I
park and then go inside, where I'm greeted by a waitress. The waitress doesn't ask me if I would like a
table, booth or whatever, she just leads me back to where Nancy sits.
There's
no sign of Nancy's coat, cap or the small suitcase. Nancy proves to be dressed in a silk blouse
and the skirt that I saw under her jacket.
Nancy's outfit actually isn't all that radical and could even be a
proper work outfit, even if the skirt might be a bit short for work.
The
Nude Cowgirl doesn't have a coat check and the only place that Nancy's jacket
and suitcase could be is back stage. (It
appears that the evening will indeed get interesting.)
I sit
with Nancy and tell her how nice her outfit looks.
Nancy
smiles a sort of secret smile and says, "I have to dress for the weather at
work and I wanted to 'girl up' a bit for a night out."
The
waitress comes over and gives us a menu each.
The
menu features a (large) Cowboy Burger and a (smaller) Cowgirl Burger. There are several variations on the burgers,
but the two burgers are what there is to eat.
We order our burgers and also a glass of red wine for me and a zombie
for Nancy.
Nancy
washes down her burger with big hits on her zombie. (A zombie cocktail is named for the supposed
effect on the drinker.)
I can
see that Nancy's getting a bit drunk, but maybe it's all for the best,
considering the situation.
As
she finishes her burger and also her zombie, Nancy excuses herself, gets up and
walks away from the table.
Just
about the time Nancy leaves, a dancer appears on the stage. The dancer isn't very good looking and she's
also a bit overweight. However, she
starts to dance and she does fairly well.
Her first dance is done while she wears a baby doll nightie. After the first dance, she sheds the baby
doll top and then dances a second dance topless, in just a pair of
panties. After the second dance, she
sheds the panties and dances the third dance in the nude.
The
guys sitting around the stage aren't too impressed. They have obviously seen the girl dance
before and they address her by name, stage name, at any rate. Much of what they say to her is low level
insult.
The
first girl more or less ignores the insults, except that she shakes her ass in
the faces of the insult boys. She
finishes her dances, exits the stage, and then another girl appears.
The
second girl is as skinny as the first girl was fat. The second girl does the same strip routine
as the first girl. The main difference here is that, at least the first girl
had tits. The second girl finishes her
dances, exits the stage, and then another girl appears.
The
third girl is somewhat better looking than either of the first two girls and
she's not too skinny and not too fat.
The third girl tries to do the same strip routine as the first two
girls. The third girl, alas, has a bit
of a problem with coordination. I mean,
the girl obviously can't walk and chew gum at the same time. However, she does have tits and a pussy, all
of which she's willing to put on display.
The third girl finishes her dances, exits the stage, and yet another
girl appears. The fourth girl is good
looking and even a bit coordinated.
The
fourth girl does the best job of dancing so far and even gets a dollar bill
tucked in her panties by one of the stage front guys. The fourth girl then finishes up her nude
dance in good fashion and appears to try to talk one of the stage front guys
into a back room for sex. However, she
finally walks off the stage alone. After
the fourth girl finishes her dances, yet another girl appears.
The
fifth girl is again, good looking and can dance a bit. She's maybe five to 10 pounds too heavy, but
she does have a good set of tits and she does know how to use them. The fifth girl dances about the same as the
fourth girl but doesn't get a dollar bill tucked in her panties by any of the
stage front guys. The fifth girl then
finishes up her nude dance and, like the fourth girl, appears to try to talk
one of the stage front guys into a back room for sex. However, she has no more luck than the fourth
girl. The fifth girl finishes her dances
and exits the stage.
Then,
to my shock, although I should have seen it coming, Nancy appears on
stage! Nancy is wearing a see-through
baby doll set up that really hides nothing.
The other dancing girls wore baby doll outfits, but not see-through baby
doll outfits. Nancy begins to dance her
first dance and she does pretty well.
She dances at least as well as the last two girls and maybe a bit
better. Because of the see-through
nature of her outfit, it's obvious that Nancy has both nice tits and a shaved
pussy. Nancy talks to the stage front guys
as she dances and the interest level among the guys seems higher than with any
of the other dancers. (Okay, Nancy is a
new girl that they have never seen before, so the interest should be
higher. However, I wonder how she's
going to handle the situation, including requests for back room visits.) One of the stage front guys says something to
Nancy and tempts her with paper currency.
To my surprise, Nancy flashes her pussy for the guy and lets him stick
the currency in her panties to where he must have touched cunt. Then Nancy shows a big smile and dances away
from the guy.