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HE'S TOO BIG
(Kim Hardwick)

I'm a working girl.  There, I've said it.  

I suck cocks for a living; I let all types of men, fat, skinny, old, stick their tube steaks anywhere their rancid little heart's desire.  Sometimes, I let the women express their generosity with both their tongues and their cash.  I work with whatever sex can pay for my time.



My least favorite type of sex is Missionary; boring.  Unless the stud pounding me has a really thick cock and I'm ovulating.  In which case, I DO get turned on and I charge extra for the experience of 'breeding' me.  guy love it and eat up that shit.



My favorite has to be doggy style, hands down.  Nothing like getting my backside pounded into submission and then feel the baby batter getting sprayed inside my unprotected womb.  So hot.  



I like it oral.  It's true, I can't deny it.  I love to swirl my tongue around a man's cock (preferably uncircumcised), and lick his smegma ('dick cheese').  I've yet to meet an uncircumcised guy who is fastidious enough to draw back his foreskin and clean the head (gland) the way it should be to avoid dick cheese and the resulting smell.   Lucky for them, I love both the cheese and the smell.



Some of my friends (all my friends are females; all my friends are also fellow hookers; only a few like dick cheese like me) find this thing I have for smegma not only disgusting, but morally reprehensible.  To them, it's inconceivable that any modern day American prostitute would put an uncut, fully erect penis in their mouth, much less lick it (making sure to savor the secretions of said foreskin) and swallow the cum and cheese resulting from said stimulation.  And all because of the ever present smegma (henceforth called dick cheese).



I think what really makes them scratch their heads is that I don't charge extra for it.  No siree.  In fact, if I hook up with a client who's uncut, I give him a discount.  I like the cheese that much.



If I had to choose, if it were possible to target my clients to their sexual anatomy, I would filter them by whether or not they are cut or uncut.  I can't help it, I love going oral on uncircumcised men.  I just squeal with delight when pulling back the foreskin, noting the contrast between my fingers and gaudy French nails and my lover/client's cock the gaudy colors and patterns of my nails contrasting with the foreskin get me so wet.  Weird, uh?



Being a professional (and a damn good one too), I know that the secret to maintaining a relationship with a paying client is to provide him with an unforgettable GFE (Girl Friend Experience).  Successful strippers and high class hookers (call girls, escorts, whatever the current nomenclature happens to be) know that the key to 'hooking' a steady client is to establish an emotional bond with the client.



Nothing creates that bond better than giving the client a mind blowing orgasm as well as the fiction that you somehow care for him and that maybe, perhaps, somehow, there may be a romantic relationship down the road.  And pigs fly every Christmas and Passover too.



A good hooker will pay attention to the client to make him or her (some of my best paying clients are rich lesbians; mostly Jewish like me and in the legal profession; lawyers need love too, I guess) feel special and be experienced enough to get them off physically.  It's not rocket science.



I guess that and my predilection for uncut cocks explains why my best clients are rich European and rich black rap stars.  Both demographics are replete with uncut men.