"Ok, calm down guys. That was
just one round. It's me again so... I never... I never played basketball,"
she said.
The three men all took a drink. She
was surprised to see her husband take a drink considering she had never seen
him play any sport.
"Uh... I never had sex with a
black woman," Adam said.
"Ah fuck," Jermaine said as
he took a shot.
Tony did the same before wiping his
lips and shaking his head.
"I never went a week without
sex," Jermaine said.
Melissa shook her head and took a
shot, as did Adam. She glanced over at Tony and then looked at Jermaine.
"Wait, you guys have to drink.
How did you have sex while you were on this show?" She asked.
"How you think we spent our
breaks? We be fuckin' women all around the world," Jermaine replied.
"Mmm...
I still remember Brazil," Jermaine continued.
"Oh fuck man, that was
crazy," Tony agreed.
"What? You guys can't be serious,"
Melissa said.
"Oh, we be serious,"
Jermaine replied.
Melissa shook her head and took a
shot, as did Adam. She was slightly angry by the fact that the two had not had
sex even when the opportunity presented itself.
"Oh shit! Ya'll
haven't fucked at all? Damn! If I came here with my boo,
I would've fucked her in every city we visited. Fuck, they'd have to rename the
show to somethin' like fuckin' around the world!" Tony laughed.
"Yeah, well, uh... you
know," Adam said shyly.
"Nah man, I can't say that I
do," Tony replied.
"Fuck, let's play something with
more stakes! Let's do some truth or dare!" Jermaine yelled.
"That's not a drinking
game," Melissa replied.
"Oh hell yeah it be, if you play
with us," Jermaine said.
"Really? What's so
different?" Melissa inquired.
"You either tell us the truth or,
if you take the dare, you gotta take a shot and then
do the dare," Jermaine explained.
"Kind of a lazy addition to the
game," Melissa responded.
"Fuck it, it works," Tony
replied.
"Okay, fine, let's do it,"
Adam said.
"Good, good. I'll go first. This
is for the beautiful lady over there. Truth or dare?" Jermaine started.
"Uh... don't you have to tell me
what truth I have to tell or what dare I have to do first?" She asked.
"What? That ain't
how it works. That'd be fuckin' boring," Jermaine replied.
"Can I choose to do the other if
I don't like the option I end up with?" Melissa questioned.
"Shit, sure, why not. Except you gotta take two shots then," Jermaine answered.
"You're just making this up as we
go," Melissa said.
"Yeah, and?" Jermaine
replied.
"Fine, truth," Melissa
answered.
"Aight,
good, good. You gotta answer truthfully now. You have
a dildo that you use that's longer than six inches," Jermaine said.
"What?" Melissa replied, her
face starting to turn red again.
"Come on, you gotta
tell the truth," Tony added.
"Well... I... I actually don't
have any, and even if I did, I think six inches would be too big," Melissa
answered.
"What?! That's gotta be bullshit! You don't have any sex toys?" Tony
questioned.
"I don't, ask Adam, he'll
agree," Melissa replied.
"Damn! And six inches is too big?
That's average," Jermaine said.
"Hey, I answered, okay? Is it my
turn then?" Melissa inquired.
"Jermaine, I'm shooting right
back at you. Truth or dare?"
"Fuck yeah, dare!" Jermaine
said as he drank out of his bottle.
"Okay, wow, wasn't expecting
that," Melissa said.
She looked at Jermaine, trying to read
him. He was far from being drunk and she had to figure out a way to get him to
drink more. The dare she had to think of had to be rather outrageous, something
he would turn down, but nothing too crazy.
"Okay... you said six inches was
average right? I dare you to show me what you're packing down there,"
Melissa said.
"Oh shit! She callin'
you out nigga!" Tony laughed.
Adam looked at his wife in disbelief.
She looked right back at him, confident that Jermaine wouldn't embarrass
himself.
"You sure you wanna
see the monster?" Jermaine questioned.
"Uh huh, I'm sure it's a
monster," Melissa replied sarcastically.
"Aight,
you asked for it," Jermaine said as he stood up and put his fingers on the
waistband of his shorts.
"You're not really going
to..." Melissa started.
"Hope you got five dollars,"
Jermaine said as he teased pulling his shorts down.
"Why?" Melissa asked.
"Cause you about to get a five
dollar foot long," Jermaine laughed.
He winked and pulled his shorts, as
well as his boxers down in one swift movement. Melissa stopped mid-sentence,
her eyes glued to the monstrous member hanging between his legs. She couldn't
believe it was real.
"Oh my..." Melissa
whispered.