Quickies: Batty Man Tales 1 by J. Sugahwall

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Quickies: Batty Man Tales 1

(J. Sugahwall)


Quickies-Batty Man Tales 1

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I'm going to be up front and honest with ya; I sell whatever ya need, whenever ya need it, just have my cash and we straight. But when ya come to get my merch and that money ain't right, best believe I'll give it to ya. Just have my money the next day without me having to search for ya, because then I'm off in ya ass.


Yesterday I'm on the block, selling my product when I spot this dude who had obviously been avoiding me, walking into the store down the block. He owed me some money for some pills I got for him. So I walk down to the store and walk in to see him kicking it with some cute chick, I guess trying get her number. When he seen me walking in the store, the dude ice up.

 

I walked up to him and the female he was kicking it with and said "Excuse me lady, but I need to holla at homeboy real quick."

She smiled at me and walked down the aisle. Then came back round grabbed my phone and put her number in it. "Call me cutie," she said.

I flashed her them golds; now back to business. "Where my money at cuz?" I asked him.

"I ain't got it right now Ap." That's short for Apollo.

"Why don't you have it? It's been two days, what's the problem."

"Man I been trying..." he whined.

"Look, come with me."

 

I started walking towards the back of the store; I look back and he was still standing there, dreads covering his face, and his pants sagging under that fat ass. I just looked at him, and he started walking. I found the Men's bathroom and opened the door.

 

"Go in," I told him.

"For what?" he asked.

"A drug test! What the fuck you think!" I responded.

He looked at me crazy. "I don't need no fucking drug test."

I had to calm myself down before I shot this dumb ass dude. "I don't want to discuss my business out in the open, so let's finish in here."

So he stepped in to the bathroom and I locked the door behind me as I walked in. He turned to me and said "What's up? I ain't got cha money; I'll get you your shit when I can, point blank."

I started chuckling, "Um huh I know, I have faith in you but this is what I'm going to do. I'm put you on my payment plan but I need a deposit. Got any cash on you?" I ask him.

"Yeah Five dollars, "he responds.

"Ok, that's a start, but you owe me two hundred, so I need at least twenty dollars."

"Well bro that's all I got!"

"Oh, Ok that's cool," I say with a smirk.

So he hands me the five, then he starts walking to the door.

"Hold up, we aren't finish yet."

He turns around. "What the fuck! Man, wait till I leave before you take a piss."

Shaking my head, now frowning I growl, "No dude, I need the rest of that deposit before you leave this bathroom."

"I... don't... have... anymore... money. Now I'm gone," he says defiantly.