CHAPTER 1
"Well what made me notice 'em first was how close the police van was parked to the caravanette an' all the people crowded inta
the narrow space. I was pretty far away,
but I knew one was a woman 'cause she wore a black skirt and light stockings
and I could see 'er legs. She had heels on too."
"Wha'd they do?"
"I wasn't sure at first. Everyone kept milling about except the
woman. She kept standing against the
police van with 'er arms raised. You know kind of leaning against it like they
do when you get arrested. But, what
really got my attention was when 'er skirt
dropped. She 'adn't
moved and all of a sudden, she didn't have a skirt. She 'adn't taken it
off for sure, because she 'adn't moved. There were so many cops I didn't see one of
them take it off either. She was just
standing there with no skirt. You could
see 'er legs, but I was still too far away to see
much else other than that she was a blonde and 'er
skirt was around 'er ankles. That's when I decided to get a closer look."
"How'd you do that?"
"Well first I just drove by slowly but one of
them stepped out and waved me on. That's
when I first noticed all the coppers were women. There were six of 'em,
but all packed into the narrow space between the caravanette
and the van they looked to be more from a distance. I just caught a glimpse of the blonde, but
she was leaned up against the van and all she had on below the waist was 'er shoes and stockings.
She didn't 'ave tights on because I saw the
suspenders she wore. Er
jacket covered 'er knickers so I really didn't see
much else."
"Jeez!"
"Yeah, I knew I had to have a closer
look. You know in case they abused 'er or something. I
figured she might want a witness."
"Yeah sure."
"Anyway that's when I remembered the car park
on the hill that looked right down on the motorway on one side and where they
were parked on the other. They were on
the verge, but I figured if I got close enough to the edge I could look right
down on 'em without their knowing unless they looked
up."
"Yeah, so wha'd ya see?"
"Ah, I couldn't get close enough to see
anything. The way the hill slanted down,
all I could see was the side of the caravanette."
"Shit!
You saw nothin' in it?"
"Keep your pecker up. I saw plenty."
"Right then, whad ya see?"
"The hill curved out in front of where they
were about a hundred yards ahead, but that was even farther away than I was
before, except I could look down and see between the two vans where all the
action was. Then I remembered Francine
had left 'er glasses in the boot from last week when
I had taken 'er to the gardens."
"So what.
Whatcha gonna see
with 'er glasses?"
"She's a twitcher
you twit. Er
binoculars - we went to watch birds in the Royal Botanical Gardens."
"Yeah so whad ya see of the bird the coppers had?"
"I told you, I saw plenty. I drove over by where the hill was in front
of 'em. Left
the car back and walked up to where I could see down. There was a copse, just a few bushes and
trees really, but I could see right down the middle of the two vans and not be
seen. It took me a while and I was
afraid it would be all over when I got there, but they were still there. The blonde was leaned up just the way she was
before. The only thing different was,
one of the coppers had 'er skirt and another was
reaching around from behind doing something in front of 'er. I almost forgot I had the glasses and when I
looked through 'em, I could see everything like I was
standing there next to 'em. Bless little Francine and 'er good German lenses.
I just sat with my back against a tree and watched."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah.
I don't know what she did, but they stripped 'er
off and searched 'er right there."
"Right down to 'er
knickers an' all?"
"Right down to 'er
knickers and back of beyond. They
stripped 'er starkers."
"Jeez!"
"Yeah I watched the whole thing, but I
couldn't hear nothin', being so far away. They were all talking to 'er
the whole time. She didn't say much
until later when they got a little rough with 'er. She had plenty to say then, but it didn't do
'er any good.
I wish I could'a read lips. It was like watchin'
a silent film."
"So wha'd they do
to 'er?"
"They stripped 'er
and searched 'er, thoroughly, very thoroughly, what's
more they had special equipment to help 'em do it."
"What equipment?"
"I'll tell you how it went: Like I told you
they had 'er leaning up against the side of the
police van, leaning forward with 'er arms out
straight 'olding 'erself up
with 'er hands in front of 'er. When I got the glasses on 'em, 'er skirt was already gone
and one of the lady coppers was reaching around in front undoing the buttons on
'er jacket. I
figured they took 'er skirt off so's
she could stand like they wanted 'er because 'er legs were spread out really wide. She couldn'a done
that with a skirt on. I didn't know she
was being stripped just yet. I don't
think she knew it yet either. They made
'er lean up with one arm while they took 'er jacket off and then the other arm, you know so's they could get the sleeves off. The same lady copper holding 'er skirt took the jacket went through all the pockets and
felt the lining and all. I don't know
what they were looking for; drugs probably.
Er shirt-tail was as long as 'er jacket; I still couldn't catch a glimpse of 'er knickers but the glasses gave me a real good look at 'er suspenders; all lacy they were; like the top of 'er nylons. She had
good legs, she had 'em spread really wide and 'er arms too. She
looked to be way off balance, which is why the make 'em
stand that way I guess. She looked kind'a tired 'oldin' 'erself up that way.
She was a bobby-dazzler too, real bit of crumpet she was. Pretty face, good legs an all. I got to see the rest of 'er
presently. The slags coppers usually put
the darbies on aren't worth seein'
mostly, but this bit of fluff was all right.
Anyway, they took off 'er blouse like 'er jacket and there she was wearin'
only knickers and bra. She was a
stunner. They kept 'er
leanin' up like she was only she only had 'er underwear on was all. I could see 'er in
the glasses and she was kind'a stretched out ya know and 'er bum an' tits
looked real nice an' then they unhooked 'er bra an'
let it fall open; she said somethin' turning 'er head an' all, but they took it off 'er
like the rest an' she stayed still until they started to lower 'er knickers. That's
when she started to say something an' tried to move away from the van, but two
of the coppers grabbed 'er wrists and slammed 'er hands back on the side of the van. She was try'n to
move 'er legs together, but a couple of the coppers
put their feet inside 'er ankles an' she couldn't
move. They just held 'er there an' one of 'em went up
to the front of the police van and started to undo an' unfold somethin' that looked like a hitch or tow bar, ya know like for a caravan only it was in front. I could watch 'er
and the blonde at the same time and nobody did nothin'
except the one in front settin' up the tow
hitch. I couldn't figure out what was goin' on. I figured
they were goin'ta tow the police van with the caravanette or somthin'. The blonde's knickers were more than half way
down 'er bum an' I was payin'
attention to 'er more than the copper, but the way 'er legs was spread, they wouldn'a
got 'em down any farther without they let 'er legs together, but they didn'a
try that either. Finally, the one in
front said somethin' an' the four of 'em holding onta the blonde pulled
'er back an' she closed 'er
legs as they turned 'er right toward me. The two holdin' 'er wrists twisted 'er arms up
behind and they started to frogmarch 'er to the front of the police van. She was kickin' a
little, tryin' to drag 'er
feet an' all, but ya could see they were hurtin' 'er an while they
chivvied 'er forward, one of 'em
behind gave 'er knickers a yank off 'er 'ips an' I could see ever'thing. It was
like she was comin' right at me in the glasses an'
she was a real blonde an' all. Er panties kept slippin' down 'er legs an' by the time she was in front of the van they
were around 'er ankles kind'a
hobblin' 'er. They didn'a have
any trouble turnin' 'er
around to face the front of the van, but it pissed all 'cause I was watching 'er tits bounce and wobble about and all I could see was 'er bum then. The tow
bar hitch deal turned out to be an adjustable frame for people who got arrested
I guess and didn'a wanna be
searched. Anyway, they put one of 'er ankles inside some big steel clamp, an' while they still
twisted 'er arms, a couple of 'em
dragged 'er other leg out an' clamped 'er other ankle. She
was standin' there with 'er
legs spread again almost as wide as they were before. But then they put two more bigger clamps
around 'er legs, aroun' 'er thighs kind'a above 'er knees. She was fightin' it, it wern' no use
though and once all four of the clamps held 'er legs
spread open she just stood there. When
they let 'er arms down, I figured they would make 'er lean on the front of the van like she did before. But they didn'a. Instead, they pulled 'er
arms out an' put 'er wrists in some cuffs on the
front of the van under the windscreen.
She had to lean forward at the waist, 'cause she sure wasn'a gonna move 'er legs an' the cuffs were kind'a
wide apart. They had 'er spread-eagled pretty good an' I figured they'd leave 'er there 'cause she was naked 'cept
for shoes, stockings, and 'er suspender belt. 'Er panties were
wrapped around one ankle an' they left 'em there."
"Jeez!
Starkers then, knickers and all?"
"Yeah, that wadn't
all either."
"They took 'er
garters off then?"
"No they never.
"People didn'a see
what was goin' on an' stop to look?
"Yeah they were goin'
by both ways, but they were in the only lay-by, they couldn'a
stop. But heads were turnin'
when they went by."
"Jeez!
Whad they do?"
"Well she's standin'
there all fiddly locked up by 'er legs an' arms an'
she can't really move or nothin' when three of 'em start crankin' 'er up an' stretchin' 'er out over the bonnet of the van, ya
know where it's flat like in the front."
"Whad'a ya mean?"
"Well, that frame deal was all adjustable an'
all. One of 'em
was turnin' a crank between 'er
legs an' another was turnin' a crank on the side an'
two of 'em were pullin' 'er arms out 'cause the wrist cuffs set in tracks where ya could move 'em in and
out. She was shakin'
'er head and when 'er feet
left the ground she was tryin' to touch the ground
with 'er toes an' that's when 'er
panties fell off an' one of 'em picked 'em up. She held 'em up lookin' at 'em an' showin' around an' they
was all laughin' an' all. Even as far away as I was, I could hear the
blonde screamin' cause she was off the ground an' 'er legs was spread real wide and she was squashed up
against the van. 'Er tits was mashed against it
'cause I could see 'em real good through the glasses
all squished out at the sides an; she had to turn 'er
head with 'er cheek up against the windscreen. Jeez!
She really was stretched out an' spread out an' all, but she was'en movin' or nothin' 'cause she couldn't the way they had 'er. I could'n hear 'er screamin any more either.
"Naked?"
"Yeah, I could even see 'er
twat an' all the way 'er legs was spread, an' pushed
up like she was with 'er legs kind'a
at a angle an' 'er back
bent kind'a backwards an' all. Er bum was all stickin' out an' kind'a pushed up
like they was gonna give 'er
a thrashin' on the bare or somethin'.
"Did they?"
"Nah.
What they did was, one of 'em got some rubber
gloves an' grease an' all an' an' she stuck 'er
fingers right up 'er bum an' in 'er
cunt an' ever'thin'.
I could hear 'er screamin'
again when they did that. An' ya could see 'er kind'a squirmin' an' buckin' against the van and tryin'
to turn 'er head but warn't
no use an' that lady copper was really twistin' 'er fingers up inside 'er an' pushin' hard into 'er. She did it for a long time."
"Jeez!"
An' that was'n
all. One of 'em
got some tool or somthin' out'the
van an' they greased that an' stuck it up inside 'er. I could see it stickin'
out from between 'er legs with the glasses, but I
don' know what it was. Silver it was
like chrome or somethin."
"They call 'em
speculators, spectators, or somthin'. When they go to the doctor they stick it up 'em to have a look."
"Yeah, that must be it, 'cause they had a
look. Used a mirror and torch they
did. Looked right up inside 'er. Did it in 'er bum too. She
really was screamin' at that one. I could hear 'er
plain as day even where I was sittin' over the
traffic an' all."
"Then what happened?"
"They took 'er
away. Didn't give 'er
'er clothes back or nothin'. Just put 'er naked
in a bunch of chains and such into the van an' drove away. Took the caravanette
too."
"Jeez!
Whadaya spose
happened to 'er?"
"I dunno, probably
a drugs seller or somethin'. I'm gonna watch the
papers, see if there's somethin' about it there."
CANE CROP AND WHIP
AND
THEIR SALUTORY
EFFECT ON FAMILY LIFE AND DISCIPLINE