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A Stripper Got Me
(Just Bae)

On? thing I'v? learned about men ?-? that th?? freely ?h?r? stories about th? lovers th??'v? h?d. This ?-?n't t? say th?t women d?n't, but I think, they are much more vanilla ?-f they do. Th?-? ??n b? quite quirky for some m?n, but f?r ?th?r?, ?-t ??n b? quite photographic.

I didn't kn?w ?-t ?t the t?-m?, but Crystal, the strip club owner wh? I lost my v!rg?-n?-t? t?, ?h?r?d her experience about m?. Though ?h? didn't tell m?n?, ??-n?? b? h?r own admission on one of ?ur trysts, ?h? didn't t?lk to most ?f th? g?-rl? working at th? hole for her. H?w?v?r, th?r? w?? an?th?r girl wh? ?h? w?? v?r? ?l??? w?-th, that I would get t? kn?w m?r? ?-nt?-m?t?l?.



Crystal ?nd I had b??n ????-ng ???h ?th?r for a f?w w??k? at that time and she w?? th? ?nl? person I was going out with. She ???m?d ?ur?r?-??d b? th?t, insisting that I see other women as well. I wondered why; being faithful w?? a good th?-ng but Crystal th?ught quite the opposite.

Then something strange happened...



I'd made plans t? ???nd t?-m? w?-th Crystal ?t her hole ?n? Tuesday evening. Even though ?h? and I w?r? now seeing each other, I was still sort-of-a-regular since that's where I met her. I knew this is how ?h? m?d? a l?-v?-ng so I paid for dances and was responsible. Crystal insisted I d?-dn't have t? but I didn't mind helping h?r ?ut.

H?w?v?r, when I ?rr?-v?d ?nd took a ???t ?t th? end ?f the bar, I saw my girlfriend w??n't there. I ??nt h?r a quick t?xt. Sh? t?ld m? ?h? was u?u?ll? off on Tu??d??? which I totally had forgotten.

S?-n?? I w?? already there, I f?-gur?d I m?? ?? w?ll get a lap d?n?? or two before I head home. But from who? Pretty much every girl looked amazing. A? ?l?-?h?d as ?-t may ??und, I felt like a kid ?-n a ??nd? shop. Th?ugh ??rt of me ??uldn't h?l? but f??l as th?ugh I w?? cheating ?n Crystal since she was not there.