Part One
Chapter 1
An Unexpected
Opponent
Panting and red-faced, I tugged open the heavy oak
door at Pub-D-Lish at 6:57 PM, just three minutes shy of the start of the
tournament. Stupid traffic. Damned lack of parking.
Literary luminaries like Edgar Allan Poe and Charles Dickens glared down their
disapproval from the walls of the local pub, apparently
disinterested in my litany of excuses. I stuck up my nose in defiance
and silently quoted fellow novelist Evelyn Waugh: Punctuality is the virtue of the bored.
Still, this was not the night to be late. I ranked a
dismal fifth in the Maple Ridge Scrabble Club after a full three years of
membership and competitions. Unacceptable-especially since words were my
business. I'd promised myself that this year I'd make
it to Nationals. And this was the moment of truth. If
I won all three games tonight, I'd have earned enough
points to qualify.
I grabbed my playlist from the tournament official and
assessed my opponents for the evening. Though it was an open
competition-meaning anyone could participate-I immediately recognized the names
of two of my three challengers. Easy pickings. But the third, Grahame Gaines? I
didn't know that name. Or his skill level. Troubling.
Unfortunately, there was no time to scan the room and size him up.
I hastily dispatched my first two rivals, smiling and
chatting only after the game had been completed. My
rule was to never schmooze during play. I'd heard
somewhere that silence intimidates your adversaries and gives you a leg up. I
never turned down a leg up, so to speak, or discounted an advantage. It was
something I learned as a child. In my house growing up, the loser at any board
game forfeited dessert.
Finishing my second game a bit early, I retreated from
the competition to the side of the restaurant where food was
served and grabbed a burger and a soda. My fellow player and friend,
Sabrina-Brie for short-joined me, chicken Caesar salad in one hand and score
sheet in the other.
"How are you doing tonight?" she asked, greedily
attacking her dressing-drenched lettuce.
"Two wins. I'm averaging
three hundred fifty points a game and even put down 'quixotic' over a double-word
score. How about you?"
"Not bad. One win, one loss, but at least I had two
bingos."
"Cool beans."
Bingos were like grenades in this word game. I loved
how using all seven tiles and clearing my rack freaked out my opponent, even if
they fought to remain stone-faced and unfazed.
"I'm playing this Grahame Gaines guy next," I said.
"You know him?"
"I played him first. The game I lost. He's the one over there playing Patsy. The preppy one in the
sports coat."
She pointed. I strained my neck to see, but he was partially blocked by another set of players.
"Should I be worried?"
"Very. He's good. And..."
"And?"
"He's... I don't
know the right word. Weird, maybe?"
"Weird how?"
"I don't know. Perhaps weird is the wrong word. Maybe guarded is better."
"Doesn't talk, you mean?"
"More than that. He kinda...stares right through you. As
if he knows what you're thinking. I couldn't
concentrate."
"Heh. He got inside your head. Psychological warfare. He's going to find he's met his match with me."
"You gotta chill, Kira. It's
a game, not a battle."
"Wrong. I'm one ranking short
of qualifying for Nationals. Every game is a battle. And this one, I intend to
win."
We finished our meals, discussing things non-Scrabble,
including the next night's upcoming trivia challenge. Brie, Patsy, and I were
three of the five members of The Darwinners, Survival of the Trivial. My two
indulgences: Scrabble and trivia. I rationalized, with my love life in the crapper, reduced to occasional kinky chatroom sparring and
watching videos on the darker side of the internet, I was entitled to sublimate
somehow.
Immersed in conversation, I missed the warning bell
and was startled two minutes later when the official
hit the buzzer, announcing the start of the last round of play. Damn, late again. I rushed back and found my
seat, which was pretty easy since it was the only one
unoccupied.
Across from me sat an unamused Grahame, stiffly
upright and unassailable with salt-and-pepper hair, shamrock green eyes behind
silver-rimmed glasses, and his angular features scrunched into a scowl. Not
unlike Sean Connery circa Diamonds Are
Forever. Yum.
But this was not the time for flirting. This was
serious. Without comment, I drew a tile out of the bag. An O. He drew an A. As
per tournament rules, the lowest letter started the game.
We both drew seven tiles and arranged them on our
racks. Without hesitation, he laid down all seven of his letters, spelling apology crosswise from the Start square,
hit the timer, and smiled. The word was worth only
fourteen points-the second O falling on a double-letter score-but any score
covering the Start square is automatically doubled.
Plus, he earned a fifty-point bingo bonus for using all seven tiles.
Seventy-eight points in all. Damn again.
"When can I expect it?" he asked in a semi-whisper,
which was just loud enough to be heard above the
cacophony of tile clicks and timer thumps.
What the fuck? I shot him a look of incredulity. If
my modus operandi was to never speak to opponents, I
certainly wasn't about to apologize to one.
I stared back down at my jumble of tiles. Two As, an
F, an R, an N, an S, and a T. What to do, what to do? I rearranged them a few times, seeking inspiration. Ah, yes! Building off the Y in apology,
I laid down fantasy, retaining the R
on my rack. The A fell on a triple-letter score, and the F fell on a double-word
score. Thirty points total. Still less than half of his points for the round,
but it suited my purpose.
I lifted my head triumphantly and caught him watching
me instead of his tiles or the board. Brie was right. His stare pierced right
through me. It was appraising and gauging. I felt the hair on the back of my
neck stand on end, but I wasn't about to divert my
eyes and let him win. We held that stare for about a minute, neither willing to
back down.
Want to waste
your precious turn time staring at me instead of your letters, buddy? Fine. It's your funeral.
He finally ended the standoff with an amused huff and
returned his attention to the board. After a moment, he laid down defy off the F in fantasy. It was worth almost nothing-only eleven points-a throwaway
move. In fact, I could even see where with one small adjustment, those same
letters could have easily scored four points more. I guessed
he was trying to make a point of his own.
The remainder of the game proceeded without further
stalemate or drama-infused code. He won handily, 425-380. I glared at the
board, telekinetically willing it to disintegrate.
"Pleasure beating you, Kira. Would you like to..."
I nodded a wordless congratulation and abruptly pushed
back from the table, eager to drop off my points log with the scorekeeper and
end the evening's debacle. Handsome or not, Grahame Gaines was clearly my
strongest competition in the league and obviously an obstacle I had to overcome-nay, obliterate. There were only two weeks left
until the end of the season. If I didn't qualify
during either week, I'd have to wait another year to achieve my quest of
hitting Nationals.
So, sorry, Mr.
Gaines, save the chit-chat for someone who gives a crap
about that sexy body and forceful demeanor. You might have won the game, but I'll be damned if I'm going to fraternize and risk winning
the war.