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Jasper: The Horny Ghost
(Anna Mann)

You first he decided as he drifted through his neighbour's door and settled beside the shower as she soaped her hairy pussy. Jasper had to admit that undressed she was a bit of a disappointment. In her early thirties, she always wore tight jeans that emphasised the shape of her ass and thighs. Jasper just knew that getting the jeans off her would make any man bend her over and take her hard from behind. But now that he could see her in the flesh, so to speak, he marvelled that the jeans were strong enough to hold back all the sagging flab.

Your tits aren't that bad though he thought as she passed soapy hands over her thick nipples. 

Now for some fun. Jasper grinned as he reached forward and lightly touched the closest teat, the woman froze, then gasped. Swiftly she stroked across her breast and looked around her. You can't see me, but I can definitely see you he chuckled, then reached out and cupped her full boob.

This time she squealed, her hands flew up to her chest passing through Jasper. He changed his angle of attack, his hand shooting down between her legs. She gasped again and released her tits, Jasper pushed a finger between her slippery lips and pressed his thumb against her clit.

"Please stop," she moaned, "Whatever you are, please don't do this."

Jasper chuckled and slide a second finger inside her, she was trembling, and her cunt was dripping wet. And not all of it is from the shower he thought. She was frozen to the spot, warm water cascading down her body as she panted. Jasper knew that she was about to cum and added a third finger, stretching her surprisingly tight hole. And there she blows he laughed as a warm flood escaped her snatch, part squirt and part pee he doubted that he'd ever witnessed anything as erotic. I can even forgive you for those disappointing thighs he added as he pulled his fingers free and revelled in her expression, a wonderful mix of shock, horror and absolute arousal.

I think that I will probably be visiting you again quite soon he thought, then pinched an erect  nipple and gave it a twist. Oh yeah I'll be having lots of fun with you he added as she quickly wrapped herself in a towel and raced to the telephone. Intrigued Jasper watched, then grinned as she hung up half way through dialling. Yeah, and what were you going to report, that you were sexually assaulted in the shower, but there actually wasn't anyone there?

It was at that moment that Jasper truly understood that being dead wasn't that bad, in fact it was promising to be a great deal of kinky fun.