ALICE . . .

 

 

 

Alice said, "Put on that real tight blue number with the extra short skirt." Then she asked, "Hey do you still have that fuchsia wig? You should wear that." Handing me a new pair of nylons with some small dot patterns, "These will look good on your legs."

 

We've known each other all the way through Middle and High Schools and have spent so much time together. Our Birthdays are only days apart, yet Alice treats me like the much younger Sister you like to Dress up.

 

Any time I complain, she gives me the, "You know I'm older than you? . . ." Yea, like by two hours! Do have to agree though with her choices for me Today. There'll be a lot of head turning going on as I walk past.

 

I asked her about her choice of outfits? "A skintight black body suit? Really? And what's with that pattern on it?" Alice responds, "It's what everyone is wearing . . . and the pattern kinda looks like a Spider Web? Don't you think?"

 

She fully knew it looked like a Spider Web! And knows I Hate Spiders! I love Alice like a Sister, but she sure the hell pokes at me way too often.

 

I really need to learn how to say 'No' to her, but it just leads to her looking sad and giving me the boo boo face with the pouty lip . . . she's really way to good at it.

 

If we get beyond the pouty lip, she normally will switch to explaining why I should do what she wants. Normally with such an incoherent and unrelated story that makes absolutely no sense. You can't argue a story that makes no sense.

 

When Alice suggested we both spend $100 each to Tour that Hyper-Realistic Horror Hotel place . . . when it's not even Halloween . . . I somehow ended up saying yes . . . again!

 

At the Horror Hotel, you can go with bigger groups or even totally alone. Alice and I decided to go through just the two of us. Looking into one of the first rooms, the very curvy and extremely tightly wrapped female form caught my eye. I jumped a little when I saw it move and jerk her head around!

 

"I can't believe there's a Girl inside of that? Wrapped so tight! How can she even breathe?" Alice said to me with a curious tone, "We could test it out later if you'd like?"

 

I told her, "Oh, stop it Alice . . . you're such a kidder all the time." The next few rooms had some very well rope tied Girls who are meant to look like they got kidnapped or something.

 

Their struggles and looks of fear and begging eyes were so Real . . . guess that's where the Hyper-Realistic part of the name comes in. Wonder where they get all the Actresses to play these parts? I was still getting a very tiny tingle thinking about that Mummy.

 

Alice's eyes widened when we came upon a Contortionist in a skintight black body suit. "See!" Said Alice, "It's all the rage! No web pattern, but still pretty hot looking . . . can't believe she can bend like that!"

 

Next came a Helpless Girl strapped tightly with wide leather straps to an actual Electric Chair! If it's not a real Chair, you have me fooled. This is one of the Rooms when the Tokens we were given at the beginning of our Tour came in.

 

Dropping them into a slot just outside of the door and pressing the Big Red button, caused the Helpless Girl on the Chair to spasm wildly! She grunted loudly and was shaking her head "NO!" at Alice, as she drops another Token in the slot and goes for a second push of the button!