My name is David
Lewis and I am recently married to Helen, the pair of us having just graduated
from Griffith University on the Gold Coast of Queensland, Helen as an
industrial chemist and me as a mechanical engineer.
A rapidly spreading
wave of religious terrorism, an out-of-control crime wave and the total
inability of prisons to make any inroads on these very worrying trends led to emergency
meetings of the United Nations wherein it was decided to abolish the extremely
costly prison systems and replace them with a new institution entitled Criminal
Slavery.
It was still very new
and people were still coming to grips with the implications of purchasing a
slave and maintaining it in strict discipline and long hours of work as
required by the laws of just about every nation in the world.
For a start, a slave
was not going to be permitted clothing of any kind. This humiliation and discomfort was seen as an extremely good deterrent to further crime and
even more importantly the fear that everyone felt of the possibility of a
horrible, murderous event in their locality and perhaps even involving
themselves. And to add to the shame as
well as to improve the visual appearance of a naked slave, they were also
required to be depilated nude of all hair below their eyes.
But there were
others: by law, a slave was going to be required to be worked for fifteen hours
a day, seven days a week and this in itself imposed an enormous workload on its
owner or supervisor, especially as that work was to be continued non-stop for
the whole period of their working day and at their fullest effort.
They were not
permitted to sit. They had to assume a
certain position immediately when confronted with a free person. They were not permitted to look a free person
in the eye. And there were many other
small rules placed on them, the breach of which was to merit them severe corporal
punishments, all of which were to be maintained and administered by their owner
or supervisor.
Helen and I, right
throughout university years, used to spend many hours sitting over a cup of
coffee and cogitating on this intriguing new invention and how it was going to
develop in the future and gradually it gelled in our minds that becoming
involved in this institution would be absolutely fascinating. Our discussions therefore slowly changed to
how we could use our new skills and qualifications once we graduated to make a
decent living together.
In the four years of
our courses we slowly developed a game plan.
I would devise and fabricate items that would be useful in supervising
and disciplining a slave, while Helen would use her skills to invent new products
peculiar to and useful for a slave owner.
But we both knew these activities would not by themselves generate an
adequate income for us and so we endlessly discussed other ideas such as items
to use a slave for pleasure and/or profit such as pony gigs to trot an owner
around the streets either for pleasure, shopping or the like.
Accordingly, even
before our graduation I had designed a small gig and a larger carriage for two
that might be suitable while Helen had developed a product that could be dispensed
in an aerosol spray to protect the slave from severe cold, for the rule
relating to total nakedness and nudity was absolute. The moment a slave was declared as such in
the court, he or she was immediately stripped naked by the bailiff and then had
to stand in the dock to hear the rest of the sentence. And from that moment on even a tiny cod-piece
or vaginal triangle is forbidden. SlaveSkin,
as she dubbed her product, we both rightly saw as being a real winner right
around the world and so we immediately began the process of patenting and then
marketing it.
For my part, I
considered the problems of feeding anything from one to thousands of
slaves. As part of my course, we had
visited numerous factories using complicated and expensive machinery to create
the end product for that particular company and one of those I visited
manufactured chook pellets, used commonly both for home and industrial poultry
farms with great success.
They involve huge
steel hoppers into which all the right ingredients are inserted in their proper
proportions, the hopper is sealed and its contents cooked under extremely high
pressure steam for just a few minutes after which the machine's inner works
masticated the cooked food to a paste which was then extruded from five millimetre
diameter nozzles which also dried it in the process and cut them off at one
centimetre lengths.
I discussed this
process with Helen and she immediately saw where I was going. "You are going to invent a similar machine
designed to do the same thing for human consumption by slaves, aren't you?"
I grinned at
her. "I have almost completed the design
in my own mind, Helen, but while it would be based on those machines I saw
today, mine would be different in many ways and I would therefore be able to
patent the design and if I'm correct, we could create a factory, first of all
here on the Gold Coast but later the rest of Australia and perhaps the
world. Your aerosol spray and this
machine might I think, make us millionaires in a very short while.
"I'm going to spend
the next few days and weeks consulting with dietitians as to the best but
cheapest foods that would constitute an adequate diet for a slave and then work
out the costings. The machines
themselves will not cost us a lot to make and we could start small in our local
area and gradually expand as required. I
suspect the dietitians will tell me that cheap foods are just as healthy as
expensive ones and I suspect we are going to learn that a double handful night
and morning, followed by plenty of plain water to allow the pellets to
reconstitute into mashed food, will be a perfect diet for a slave.
"They will not have
any sensation of the pleasure of eating as the pellets will be virtually
tasteless and that in itself will gain the approbation of governments
everywhere. As you know, the whole
purpose of this new institution is to so demean and humiliate the criminal that
they would think a damn sight more than twice about committing offences when
this is what will almost inevitably follow."
"Oh, I agree with you
all the way, David. It sounds like an
incredible invention and if as you suspect the costs are minimal, particularly
of the end product, a slave could be fed very quickly and simply and most
importantly cheaply.
"I can see that in a
small number of slaves the ration could be doled out to them from a sack or the
like but what if there were a number of slaves?"
I grinned at
her. "Oh, I've thought of that,
too. I would presume that in that case
slaves would be accommodated in the basement of the factory or similar and if
this is the case then a machine I have invented in my mind would be a fixed to
an outside wall somewhere near their ablution facilities. Depending on the size of the slave herd, this
machine might have its own hopper immediately above the dispensing unit but if
a large number of slaves was involved, the hopper could be very big and affixed
to the outer side of that same wall and capable of being topped up by a
delivery vehicle, the works of which I have also invented in my mind.
"Instead of the
driver having to measure the quantity of the product, the dispensing unit would
do that itself after which it would automatically bill the customer and at the
moment the bill is complete, it would be delivered to the owner's computer. If he wished, he could also authorise us to
charge his bank account and credit ours without going through that latter
process although of course he would be given a copy of the invoice and the bank
transfer details."
She looked at me with
a huge grin right across her lovely face.
"My, my, you really have thought it all through right from beginning to
end, haven't you..."
"Well, you know me,
Helen. If I'm going to think of
something, my mind seems to see all the problems and their solution as part of
the design."
"I know. I think you were born to be a mechanical
engineer so have you patented what's in your mind, yet."
I laughed. "If it was possible, I would but you know very
well that a patent application requires an enormous amount of paperwork
including plans and fine detail and while I've started on that, it's going to
be quite a few months before it's ready.
In the meantime, I'm going to make such a unit and then test it and
refine it and test it and refine it until I'm sure I can't improve it at all.
The foregoing will
give you some idea of how Helen and I gelled together and complemented each
other in our various projects. We both
still lived at home with our parents but by now were well ahead in our plans to
rent an apartment on a temporary basis with a view to acquiring a small factory
with a space that we could adapt to our living quarters in the first instance.
Of course we kept our
parents abreast of our plans and they were most supportive of us, I think
seeing that in the future we were going to make a great business as well as a family
team. They even agreed to support us
financially until we began to receive an income.
And so while Helen
worked on the formula for her SlaveSkin, I did the same with my machine so that
by the time of our graduation her formula was already in production in our
small plant at Currumbin, not far from where we both lived while I was just
about ready to patent my Slave Chow machine, as I had named its product.
We both believed our
inventions would be extremely popular once they became known and so did our
parents, who of course were sworn to the same secrecy as the pair of us
observed in everything we did in that little factory.
To cut a long story
short, the moment both patents were registered and we were therefore protected,
we began to market them ourselves, purchasing a used utility truck and then supplying
the local supermarkets - not the big chains at this stage, but testing the
market on such smaller outlets as IGA and the like.
We did all the work
ourselves at first. Helen producing her
formula and bottling it into the aerosol can machine we purchased while I
worked on manufacturing another couple of machines so that I could produce a
reasonable quantity of Slave Chow and at the end of the week allow us to do the
rounds and deal with our clients personally.
It is always said
that the personal touch gets results and we can certainly attest to that old
adage. Our clients had been more than
helpful in pointing their own clients to our product, showing just how
effective Helen's spray on skin was in keeping out the cold and my pellets to
very cheaply feed their customers' slaves.
Helen's spray is
totally invisible creating a thin elastic plastic skin over the feet, and for
that matter any other part of the body the slave's owner thought vulnerable to
the cold. The beauty of this product is
that it allows the skin to breathe but still insulates the slave against cold,
or for that matter, excessive heat, and it also contained an ingredient that
protected them from ultraviolet light and thus screening them from the sun's
harsh rays.
This product alone
sold out within a couple of days of us delivering it to the supermarkets and we
quickly realised we were going to have to do buy more machines and hire people
to produce the product and can it in the spray cans.
My product was even
more successful as people realised that feeding their slaves with normal human
food was both expensive, time-consuming and a most unwanted chore resulting
from their purchase of their slave or slaves.
It was just so easy to issue a ladleful of the pellets to each of their
slaves twice a day and the cost was a fraction of what the purchase of the raw
materials for their feeding would be.
And so after having
helped Helen develop her side of the business, I did the same with mine and
soon we had the little factory humming with the manufacture of both
products. We continued to market them
ourselves but extended our range to other suburbs and areas of the Gold Coast
and within a year or two, realised we needed a much larger factory with many
more assembly lines to satisfy the ever-growing demands of our customers.
By now, we had repaid
our respective parents every last cent we had borrowed from them and definitely
including a very high rate of interest.
Both sets of parents had hotly refused us doing this but we had insisted
that they hadn't had to support us financially as they had all through our
university and early days in our new business and we wanted to show them how
grateful we were.
Those first few years
were extremely busy for us, simply in satisfying the now burgeoning demand for
our products and any thought of inventing new ones was very far from our
minds. We well knew that if we were
unable to satisfy that demand, its popularity would plummet and we would have
lost everything.
And therefore within
the bounds of sanity, we purchased slaves to work in the factory under the
watchful eye of our existing paid employees and eventually created a proper
marketing department with its own staff.
I have already
mentioned that slaves must be employed fifteen hours a day and this suited us
down to the ground. Of course that meant
that we had to employ two sets of paid staff to supervise them but as they are
required to be worked far faster and harder than paid employees and with no
breaks whatsoever for morning and afternoon tea, lunch, et cetera, their output
was a great deal more than twice what a single paid employee could create in a
day. And as a result, we were easily
able to accommodate the ever-growing demand in the widely spreading area of our
sales region.
I'm not going to go
on any more about how those aspects of our company developed. I'm sure you can imagine how it first
encompassed the whole of Queensland, then New South Wales, followed by the rest
of the states of Australia and then overseas.
It was a long and rather demanding time for both Helen and me but we
relished the work, particularly as we saw the profits rising almost
exponentially and enabling us to establish more factories around Australia and
then overseas.
By this time of
course, we were able to afford our own rather nice house in Palm Beach, which
is in the middle of the Gold Coast area and we had a couple of slaves to look
after it while we were absent at work or wherever.
What I would like to
do, is to move off into the other aspects that we were soon able to begin.
One of the things
that had concerned us both is the matter of how to maintain discipline in a
slave and particularly when there is more than one in a household or other
place of employment.
It needed to be
automatic and capable of recognising a number of no-no's and then respond to
them automatically. My expertise lies in
mechanical engineering but the faculty of engineering at Griffith includes both
electrical and electronic engineering as well as civil and mechanical and I had
a number of friends in both those departments.
When I put the problem to an electronic engineer graduate friend of
mine, he said he'd think about it and get back to me ASAP.
What he came up with
is a small silicon chip that has the capacity to monitor a number of things in
the body such as lack of movement denoting taking an unauthorised break, and
even speech and to punish the slave accordingly.
I have always been
fascinated with the silicon chip and what it can now do. My parents had in our house one of those very
old wireless receivers that required half a dozen large electronic valves and
all manner of circuitry and loudspeakers, et cetera. I used to love to turn it on and watch as the
valves warmed up and then the extremely crackly broadcast came out of the
speaker. And then later when computers
were first invented, they grew so big as to occupy huge rooms in company
buildings and even the first home desk-top computers were rather large and
cumbersome units.
Nowadays one tiny
silicon chip can do the same things as those giant computer machines with huge
spools of magnetic tape spinning backwards and forwards, lamps blinked
everywhere and there was a constant sound of relays and other noises. How it all works is beyond me but my friend
Peter Reynolds understands it all perfectly but knew of the fact that it was
all a mystery to me and he grinned as he later delivered the chip to me at home
and we inserted it on our house-slave's right testicle.
Even this was
simplicity itself. He merely bathed
James' organ with methylated spirits, made a tiny incision in the scrotal wall
in the area of the right testicle, peeled off the wax paper from the back of
the chip, revealing its glue, and then simply inserted it through the incision
in the scrotum and onto the gonad itself.
A Band-Aid was all that was necessary to prevent infection of the wound.
Helen and I watched
this tiny operation in some awe but when he finished we both looked at him with
our eyebrows raised as if to say, "Okay, now what?"
He grinned and then
produced one of those small controllers with buttons and a small screen on
it. This, he had apparently adapted to
issue commands to the chips and receive feedback from them.
He first of all
explained to James what the chip would be doing glued to his testicle,
indicating that it could give him one of two zaps, the first of which meant
that he must find whichever of us had issued the signal (and then turned to us
explaining that there were two different sensations in that single zap so he
would know if it was Helen or me who had called him). He then went on to advise him that the next
sensation was going to be extremely painful but would not be used on him unless
he erred in a significant way.
James obviously
prepared himself but he couldn't have known exactly how painful that punishment
zap was going to be. It only lasted a
couple of seconds but in that time he had doubled over, his face had drained of
blood, his mouth had opened and he was obviously trying to scream but couldn't
as his larynx was obviously paralysed.
Peter indicated that
we could now send the slave back to work knowing that if he took a breather,
even, he would be punished.
Helen and I were
ecstatic in our praise for this wonderful little chip that he said cost so
little and yet packed an enormous punch.
During the dinner that followed that little demonstration, we asked him
what he proposed to do to market this extraordinary little device.
He looked at us in
puzzlement. "Market it? I'm not going to market it. I made it just for you two. Why, do you think it has marketable value?"
Now the pair of us
looked at him in absolute astonishment.
"Peter, that tiny little chip is going to be absolutely
revolutionary. It is going to mean that
every slave around the world will no longer have to be directly supervised by
expensive paid staff or if in single ownership, by his owner which of course is
going to be not only costly but boring and time-consuming."
I looked at Helen
with my eyebrows raised knowing that she would guess instinctively what I was
about to say and she nodded.
"Peter you could set
up a company and a plant to make the things in their thousands and millions but
if that isn't your scene, we would like to invite you to join our company as an
equal partner with Helen and me and we will set up a production line for it and
then begin to market it as you know we are doing so successively with our
products and making a nice profit from them.
"The first thing to
do is to patent this device to protect you and if you agree to the above
suggestion, our company from poachers..."
As the enormity of
his invention sunk in and he began to see the possibilities for himself, he
responded as we hoped. "I must say David
and Helen, that I haven't got a business atom in my brain. I wouldn't have a clue how to proceed with
what you are talking about but you two obviously have and as we are already
very good friends, I would be more than willing to join with you to in your
operation and then begin to develop these chips and market them around the
world.