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The GILF Next Door is a Sexy Porn Star
(Lexi Wood)

He started his spiel before the door was all the way open: "Hello, Ma'am, I'm Danny from the Everlasting Knife Corporation. Are your knives dull and..."



When he caught sight of the woman inside, every word he'd ever learned evaporated into a mist.  Was this how old witches dressed when they weren't expecting visitors?  She had on one of those black lace bodice thingies goth girls wore over silk blouses.  



But the witch didn't have on a blouse. 



No underwear, either. 



Just a lacey bodicey thingy holding her breasts up like two giant scoops of vanilla ice cream.  Danny could see her cherry nipples right through the lace.  He'd have stared at those luscious tits all day and all night if he didn't have the option to scan down lower and take in the first and only pussy he'd ever seen in real life. 



And it was shaved!  



Old ladies shaved their pussies, just like porn stars?  He'd never have believed it if he wasn't witnessing this one first-hand.  Her mound was soft and smooth.  A bit of pink poked out between two gentle swells of flesh. That must have been her clit.  



Danny'd read up on how to please a woman, just in case the opportunity presented itself.  He knew you were supposed to concentrate on the clit.



"I know you," said the witch.  "You're one of the neighbour boys from next door."



Danny nodded, swallowing hard. He still couldn't find any words.