EXTRACT FOR
The Boat Is Rocking
(Thomas Handover)

I heard her whisper, "ready?" I was thrown off guard, then I heard her saying, "Oh! Ohh! Ohhh!" I heard him grunt as well. I felt something wasn't right as they were doing so in a normal speaking voice and not very loudly as sex would be. I heard her say, "Oh, Derrick!" But it all sounded fake. I heard him say, "hang on," to which she silently moaned as if he was pulling out. He answered, "Hello?" And like a mad man, I shouted, "What the hell are you doing?" He said, "Who do you think?" But I could hear my wife laughing. I said, "Where the hell is my wife at?" And like a smart ass, he said, "Underneath me. Why?" I demanded he let me speak to her. Of course he then said, "She's a little busy but could really use a break. She sure needs one." I heard both of them laugh and when she answered, I let her have it!



Come to find out, they were eating at a restaurant and she put him up to it (even saying he didn't want to play like that??" but that's what he wanted her to think). I asked where they were eating and she wouldn't tell me. I kept on and she told me not to worry about what she was doing and such. It's as if she was slowly turning and he was slowly turning her against me. I was very pissed and said to myself, "Okay! Two can play this freaking game!" So I jumped in the shower, cleaned up and put on the nicest clothes I had, which isn't saying much considering. I walked to a nearby bar and ordered a drink for the first time in a very long time. Like I said, my wife was anti‐alcohol so I never drank around her. Actually, I had never drank while I was with her either.