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| Debbie Does the Sperm Bank! Vivian Gwynn Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Medical Erotica, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Debbie never backs down from a dare. Ever. She's eaten bugs, flashed strangers, streaked through a university lacrosse game, masturbated on the bus, and gone through the McDonald's drive-through topless. But even she has to stop and think when her roommate, Jessica, dares her to sneak into the local sperm bank and masturbate a random guy. |
| A relaxing getaway turns out to include unexpected sex and sudden fiancés Muffy's Indecent Idea Lydia J. Farnham Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Erotic Humor, Historical Erotica Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published When Muffy told Archie Cox that it was all over between her and Reginald Smythe, why would he ever doubt her word? But now that he's spent an enjoyable afternoon comforting the poor thing, it turns out that her still-very-much-fiancé Reggie is out for his blood, Muffy having spilled the beans in record time. Archie feels the best course of action would be to check out and head for the hills, but Muffy promises to make it all up to him by setting him up with the girl he's been pining for ??" one Monica Bennett. |
| Humorous Young Adult Erotica Banged My Way To An "A" Symone Craven Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Julie Fleckerson isn't doing too well in her history class. Her parents think she's got a learning disability. But her history teacher, Mr. Donner, knows she's unmotivated and only interested in partying. In order to help her succeed, Mr. Donner arranges for Julie to meet with Mark Broadbent, a history tutor that is all about hitting the books! But, when he gets Julie alone, he offers her a proposition: A piece of ass for chance at an A+.
Julie's a virgin who values her purity. |
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| What's that noise out in the yard? It's a burglar! It's a plane! It's… the Easter Bunny The Man of the House Meets the Easter Bunny Lexi Wood Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Erotic Humor, Erotic Fantasy Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published This erotic Easter smutfest should not be read by anyone, ever, but if by chance you decide to peruse its filthy pages, please be absolutely sure that you are not under 18!
So you've decided that you are, without a doubt, a legal adult? (If you're still not sure, check your birth certificate.) And you think you might be in the mood for an erotic story? This titillating tale is about a distraught Easter Bunny who can't lay her eggs (yes, she lays eggs--don't question the magic) without a little help from the man of the house.
Warning: Don't try this at home. |
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| Want it weird? Want it wild? Lexi's got you covered! Weird and Wild Taboo Smut Box Set Lexi Wood Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Erotic Anthologies, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published In this collection of wonderfully wacky erotica, a sexy Easter Bunny needs help from the man of the house to lay her eggs (yes, her eggs!), a teddy bear takes charge of the college girl who shares his bed, a science teacher shows his geeky student the time of her life, a GILF puts her brand new implants to good use, and the piggish mayor of Hogtown gets pegged by a group of very creative sex workers. All this and more!
If you like your erotica tame and safe, keep walking??"this is not the box set for you. |
| Brad's Grandma Got A Boob Job! She's My Best Friend's GILF Lexi Wood Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Erotic Fetishes, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Jesse's never been with a woman, but not for lacking of wanting! He just gets nervous thinking what he'd do with a girl, if he ever found himself alone with one.
When Jesse visits his best friend one Sunday afternoon, Brad's not home??"but someone else is. Brad told Jesse his grandmother was staying at his house while recovering from surgery. What Brad didn't mention was that his cougar GILF grandma got a boob job!
Bonnie loves younger men, and she can't wait to show off her big new breasts. |
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| Tilly Loves Her Teddy Bear! Teddy Takes Tilly College Dorm Erotica Lexi Wood Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Erotic Fetishes, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published It's Tilly's first day at college and she's more than a little homesick. Bad enough she has to share a dorm room with a total stranger, but being away from her family and her boyfriend is the pits! Good thing she's got a teddy bear to hug. He's a big white ball of fluff and good for a cuddle, but how will Tilly react when Teddy gets fresh between the sheets?
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| Strange things happen when you crash-land on a island in the Bermuda Triangle. Lost in Sex I. M. Telling Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Swingers Erotica, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Strange things can happen when your small charter plane crash-lands on a deserted island in the Bermuda Triangle.
Experienced swingers Charlie and Claudine found themselves in a topsy-turvy world where they are the monogamous couple. Charlie is suspicious that he might have been something he did that turned the pilot and three other couples into wanton sex-addicts.
Lost in Sex is sexual satire from the mind of I. M. Telling. |
| Why go out to orgies when you can just play with your roommates? Full House I. M. Telling Click Here For All Books In This Series Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Swingers Erotica, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published The seventh episode in High Stakes Erotica.
This episode offers more humor than previous entries in this series, as Jack and Chloe turn their home into a group marriage with three additional people. Chloe's black lover Henry, Jack's Japanese sweetheart, and Michelle who still thrills Jack with rim jobs whenever she can all move in to join the fun.
It is two kings with three queens and everything is wild.
But something is slowly being lost between Jack and Chloe. They become determined to regain their original relationship as husband and wife. |
| How did I manage to pass my twenty-second birthday without ever having had sex? Losing It I. M. Telling Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published There just comes a point where a girl knows it is time to give it up. Maybe it was the sunrise peeking into my dorm window that morning that did it, maybe it was Nadine's enthusiasm about her last fuck-session with that asshole boyfriend of hers. Maybe it was nothing more than my urge to pee that focused my attention between my legs. I just knew that I was ripe and ready. |
| If you are afraid some black man is going to fuck your white wife... Big Black Cock I. M. Telling Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Interracial Erotica, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published My name is Alex and I am a black man.
I am six foot four, I wear size fourteen shoes, and my dick is just over eleven inches. If you are afraid some black man is going to fuck your white wife, I am the one you need to worry about.
This is how the story of a man begins. Alex thinks he is the master of all he surveys as women throw themselves on their knees before him. One night, he witnessed a reflection of what he had become and he didn't like what he saw. |
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| Imaging sucking off your own dick or eating your own pussy. Brad and Ginger did it! EEK! I'm a Woman Dee Dawning Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Erotic Humor, General Erotica Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Waking after a wild celebratory night of with Ginger, a dazzling courtesan, Brad needs to pee bad. Taking his usual position in front of the water closet he reaches for his male ego but can't locate it.
What the H?? He pads to the vanity, flips on the light and stares in the mirror where he is rewarded with the reflection of?Ginger, the girl he spent the night with. What the F? is going on! |
| New Adult Sleep Sex Erotica Seduced While She Sleeps New Adult Sleep Sex Erotica Terry Towers Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published During a chance encounter Cassidy finds out that her former friend Lucas is recently single and looking for a place to stay, so she quickly offers up her place, while secretly hoping he will realize that he had the right girl to begin with.
After just getting out of painful break-up Lucas takes refuge at Cassidy's place to lick his wounds. He has no intention of getting involved with anyone any time soon, but holding himself back becomes harder than he anticipated.
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| Narcissist Seeks Narcissist Giselle Renarde Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual Erotica, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Szuszu the former model has survived on women and scotch since she was just a teenager. All these years, she's had her best friend Babette by her side, but now that Babette is married and setting off on a world tour, Szuszu feels utterly abandoned. As a pre-departure joke, Babette writes up a silly and snide little personal ad, which narcissistic Szuszu posts in hopes of attracting a woman who looks just like she did when she was young. |
| Goose Girl Twisted Fairy Tales Giselle Renarde Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual Erotica, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published En route to meet her handsome prince, Princess Svana begs her butch waiting-maid Rosamunda for a quick cuddle in the great outdoors. Before Svana can say, "Identity Theft," the brute steals her royal apparel and marries her prince. The poor princess must take a job minding geese alongside an odd young man. Who will save her now? |
| Seduced By Santa's Helper Santa's Brothel Nikki Nexus Imprint: Self-Published Genres: General Erotica, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Santa has a naughty side to him, which is what Calvin finds out when he is given a very special Christmas gift for being on Santa's nice list this year. The gift being a hot and feisty little brunette named Tess who wants nothing more than to fulfill all of his wild and dirty desires. Calvin soon realizes that being a "good boy" all year comes with some major rewards!
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| Mitheas, the king's grandson falls in love with the lavender colored Falan princess, the vivacious Adalina. Unfortunately for them, they are inhabitants of the loveless planet Gala, a planet that has not only outlawed love, it has also banished marriage, even SEX! Forbidden Passion Dee Dawning Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Erotic Fantasy, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Mitheas, the king's grandson falls in love with the lavender colored Falan princess, the vivacious Adalina. Unfortunately for them, they are inhabitants of the loveless planet Gala, a planet that has not only outlawed love, it has also banished marriage, even SEX!
The unlikely couple are lover--lovers on a planet where the act of sexual intercourse has been against the law for four hundred cycles (six hundred earth years). |
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| January James is keyed up about attending the Fairmont Country Club's annual Halloween costume party. Hollywood Witches Dee Dawning Imprint: Self-Published Genres: General Erotica, Erotic Humor, Erotic Fantasy Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published January James is keyed up about attending the Fairmont Country Club's annual Halloween costume party. Experiencing a weird feeling that something marvelous is about to befall her, an incredible occurrence does take place at the annual ball. However, even January is stunned at the prospect of the life-changing proposal offered by Alyson Adams, a beautiful white witch she encounters at the party.
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| When Steven and Lisa attend a big pool party presented for Hollywood's most beautiful people, they learn, to their surprise that bathing suits are optional at the party and that's not all. Bathing Suits Optional La Marchesa Imprint: Self-Published Genres: Menage/Group Erotica, Swingers Erotica, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published When Steven and Lisa attend a big pool party presented for Hollywood's most beautiful people, they learn, to their surprise that bathing suits are optional at the party and that's not all. As they enter the pool enclosure from the conservatory, they are shocked to find themselves in the middle of a massive, wanton orgy, with naked bodies coupling everywhere
Steven wants to leave, but Lisa wants to stay and apparently participate. Heating up fast, Steven wants to participate too, as long as Lisa doesn't. |
| Cunnylicking 101 - Lydia V.A. Gyna Imprint: Self-Published Genres: General Erotica, Erotic Short Stories, Erotic Humor Available Formats to Download: Palm MOBI EPUB MS Word PDF MS Reader Text RTF CLICK HERE to get told when further books by this author are published Pussy is his passion. Jimmy Love is a self proclaimed cunny-licker. Follow Jimmy as he spreads women's legs and spreads joy through womanhood. This is the story of his first sexual relationship and his dream girl/teacher, Lydia |
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